If Animals Could Talk: A Children's Book For Adults left coast purse-perfect and travel-terrific screw-top tubes

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With their brightly colored plumage

From a co-author of the award-winning Dead Feminists

from sassy to grumpy

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If Animals Could Talk: A Children's Book For Adults left coast purse-perfect and travel-terrific screw-top tubesIf animals could talk, what would they say? Certainly nothing polite, according to this hilarious illustrated book. On these pages, you'll meet over 100 uncensored animals showing the whole range of human emotions and foibles, from sassy to grumpy, arrogant to dejected, glib to nonplused. "How old did you say you were?" asks the cougar. "Rise and shine, assholes," trills the bird. "Ball is life," proclaims the hamster. "I have zero interest in seeing