Trapped in an Abyss of Waking Nightmares Unisex Hoodie Size:X-Small indie rock

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This funny raccoon shirt makes a great gift for someone who's cute but sinister

(Note: heather bodysuits are a 93/7 cotton/poly blend

complete with their kawaii pirate ship

Sometimes karma just doesn't do the job fast enough

Trapped in an Abyss of Waking Nightmares Unisex Hoodie Size:X-Small indie rockSteeped in a 1980s horror sci fi aesthetic, this despair filled shirt says what we're all really thinking. If you're a pessimist with an appreciation for absurd humor, neon and outrun vibes this funny retro shirt is a must have. Shut down "how are you" and other small talk and call our stupid reality like you see it. We might not be able to escape the anxiety of our modern dystopia, but at least we can have a laugh at the hellscape's expense. Shirt