DEAR DUMB DIARY #6: THE PROBLEM WITH HERE IS THAT IT`S WHERE Vendor Code_V0028 What really happened to Ellie

What really happened to Ellie

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But before they can even so much as kiss

For I ne'er saw true beauty till this night

Can the canine crime biter unleash justice on this ruffian in time to save the city

DEAR DUMB DIARY #6: THE PROBLEM WITH HERE IS THAT IT`S WHERE Vendor Code_V0028 What really happened to EllieColette is friendly, fabulous, smart, totally talented, and an all around amazing individual. She is more brilliantly diabolical than Isabella, as blindly loyal as Stinker, and even harder to resist than Angeline. It's enough to make Jamie throw up a little. And Jamie just can't help but wonder: Is it humanly possible for a girl to be more perfectly perfect than the most perfect girl in the world?