Suck It, England - Classic Foam Trucker Hat Color:Red White text reads "THE 4th

White text reads "THE 4th ANNUAL SAN DIMAS" above large golden-tan angular lettering reading "BATTLE OF THE BANDS

Every person at the barbecue pretending to squint at your chest knows too

A golden-yellow outline of Connecticut sits behind a pirate character in a tricorn hat swinging a baseball bat

which is one way to handle a cover-up

matching white text reads "Nuts" with a curved baseball-style swoosh underline

Suck It, England - Classic Foam Trucker Hat Color:Red White text reads "THE 4thDeclaring independence with a formal document seems excessive when three words and a pair of sunglasses get the point across faster. Constitutional scholars have been overthinking this for centuries. The Details: Arched white chunky hand drawn text reads "SUCK IT ENGLAND" in an irregular block style. Below, a white colonial portrait illustration depicts George Washington wearing round sunglasses, his powdered hair, cravat, and 18th century coat