Jack Burton 2028 - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt drinking White text reads "THE 4th

White text reads "THE 4th ANNUAL SAN DIMAS" above large golden-tan angular lettering reading "BATTLE OF THE BANDS

Daniel's Yelp review would be five cryptic stars

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Somebody in mid-century Pennsylvania decided a turkey in a top hat riding a wheeled cart was a dignified business logo

golden-yellow serif text reads "Exotic Foods" and "On La Cienega in Los Angeles

Jack Burton 2028 - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt drinking White text reads "THE 4thRunning for office without a platform or any awareness that Wang Chi did all the heavy lifting is peak Burton energy. Everybody relax, the Pork Chop Express is on the ballot. Inspired by Big Trouble in Little China. The Details: Curved white serif text reads "VOTE JACK BURTON" along the top of a circular badge outlined in red and white rings. A halftone blue portrait of Jack Burton fills the center, flanked by red text reading "2028" on a ribbon