Master Baster - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:3XL A distressed hop emblem tops

A distressed hop emblem tops a weathered oval label with blue curved serif text reading "FUZZY BRITCHES" across the upper arc and a pin-up figure in a prehistoric bikini posed against a red interior field

Bold white distressed text below reads "HORNY

Bold red italicized text with a yellow outline reads "THUNDER LIPS" below

this design captures the essence of a bygone era when Las Vegas was the epitome of glamour and entertainment

and that Beetle was the courthouse

Master Baster - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:3XL A distressed hop emblem topsBasting a turkey requires a suspiciously suggestive motion that nobody at the table wants to acknowledge. Declaring yourself the master of it on a shirt just forces the whole family to confront it. The Details: Distressed white script text reads "Master" overlapping a vertically oriented golden yellow turkey baster illustration with a bulb at top and tapered tube below. Matching distressed white script text reads "Baster" beneath the illustration. Fit