The Colonel - So I Married an Axe Murderer - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:M This is the Way

This is the Way

Attending his island getaway guarantees enlightenment or a body bag

Negotiating with Hans Gruber like you're closing escrow in Marina del Rey takes a special kind of cocaine confidence

rolling on quad skates

1979" beside it

The Colonel - So I Married an Axe Murderer - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:M This is the WayStuart Mackenzie's chicken conspiracy hits different when it's dressed up as actual franchise merch, smiling Colonel and all. Fortnightly cravings and wee beady eyes are just the tip of the Pentaverate iceberg. Inspired by So I Married an Axe Murderer. The Details: Distressed red text reads "Because He Puts An Addictive Chemical In His Chicken That Makes Ya Crave It" followed by bold red text reading "Fortnightly, Smart Ass!" across the top. Below, a