Safety Third Fire - Unisex Hoodie Size:L Wooderson's entire philosophy fits in

Wooderson's entire philosophy fits in seven words

New Haven's Nutmegs took the field in 1892 as part of the Eastern League

Bold distressed white block text reads "SMOKE SALMON" above the illustration and "NOT METH" below

A Seinfeld and Greatest American Hero plus George Costanza mashup

and a scowl

Safety Third Fire - Unisex Hoodie Size:L Wooderson's entire philosophy fits inRanking safety third implies two higher priorities, and based on that kid's face, they're arson and vibes. Every house fire looks wholesome enough when you illustrate it like a 1970s Scholastic book cover. The Details: Golden yellow retro bubble lettering reads "SAFETY THIRD" across the top. Below, a vintage illustration depicts a grinning child holding a lit sparkler bursting with bright sparks, while a house behind is engulfed in tall flames, all