You'll Shoot Your Eye Out Color:Green Past winners include Macho King

Past winners include Macho King (Randy Savage)

has the best hills-to-twists ratio

equaling the record held by the Celtics

the tournament can fill its smaller field (roughly 132 players) with any international stars it pleases

our super-soft tee reps Cleveland baseball legend Kenny Lofton in pen ‘n ink

You'll Shoot Your Eye Out Color:Green Past winners include Macho KingYoull shoot your eye out! Cant get an official Red Ryder carbine action, 200 shot, range model air rifle with a compass in the stock and this thing that tells time for Christmas this year? Maybe this super soft ode to Ralphie Parker will do instead. Pay homage.