I Survived the 1988 Nakatomi Plaza Christmas Party - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:M Reconstructing a supreme being from

Reconstructing a supreme being from one surviving hand and immediately dressing her in strategic bandage strips is peak future fashion logic

bare-chested and pointing one finger upward in his signature kumite pose

so slapping "AND ALSO DRUGS" underneath is just the honesty the REI tote bag was too cowardly to finish

Minor league baseball gave tiny towns a professional team to call their own

bandana across the forehead

I Survived the 1988 Nakatomi Plaza Christmas Party - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:M Reconstructing a supreme being fromCelebrate surviving the wildest office party ever with our "I Survived the 1988 Nakatomi Plaza Christmas Party" 3 4 Sleeve Raglan Tee! Inspired by the infamous events from Die Hard, this funny Christmas design is perfect for fans who love mixing action movie nostalgia with holiday cheer. Whether youre wearing it to relive the greatest (and most dangerous) Christmas party of all time or gifting it to a fellow fan, this tee is sure to be a hit. Printed