Tribble Farms - Long Sleeve T-Shirt rio grande Arched distressed black serif text

Arched distressed black serif text reads "BLACK CROWS" above smaller black text reading "Est

well now you've got it

with flowing green cursive script reading "Crickets" below

Arched white serif text reads "you ain't gettin'" above a mid-century illustration of a winking Santa Claus face with rosy cheeks

meaning the ass-kicking never actually has to stop

Tribble Farms - Long Sleeve T-Shirt rio grande Arched distressed black serif textCyrano Jones built a whole brand around selling a biological disaster with the confidence of a guy hawking timeshares on Risa. "Guaranteed to Multiply" is less a slogan and more a threat wrapped in feed store charm. Inspired by Star Trek. The Details: Distressed white stencil text reads "CYRANO JONES" above "TRIBBLE FARMS." A gray crate overflowing with fuzzy brown, tan, and golden tribbles in a vintage hand drawn style sits above golden yellow