Chug Norris 4th of July - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:3XL with "Johnny Unitas'" in white

with "Johnny Unitas'" in white script

Pump cheese nachos and eleven spins of Funkytown per night

Ordering extra anchovies at Señor Pizza is less a topping preference and more a coded request for Randy's off-menu delivery services

"Amazing and Painless" is technically true if you're not the one on the wanted poster

Justice in a grey cowboy hat and tan uniform

Chug Norris 4th of July - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:3XL with "Johnny Unitas'" in whiteChug Norris doesn't double fist beers because he's thirsty, he does it because single fisting would be an insult to America. The fireworks behind him started themselves out of respect. The Details: A posterized illustration depicts a bearded figure in an open light blue collared shirt double fisting two golden beers, with red, white, and blue firework bursts behind him. Distressed white bold text below reads "CHUG NORRIS." Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic