Aloha Beaches v2 - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Forest Green Mount Rushmore holding beers is

Mount Rushmore holding beers is somehow a more honest representation of American values than the original sculpture

Orange text in parentheses below reads "(I LET MOM DO IT)

and white starburst accents

just a suburb to destroy

Brown cartoon Bigfoot in the classic Patterson-Gimlin stride wears a red

Aloha Beaches v2 - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Forest Green Mount Rushmore holding beers isAloha as a greeting works both coming and going, which makes it the most passively aggressive word in any language. Somehow putting it next to "Beaches" only made the plausible deniability stronger. The Details: Bold, rounded orange block letters read "ALOHA" above a retro tropical scene depicting an orange semicircle sun, teal and white ocean waves, a green palm tree, and small birds in silhouette. Elegant white cursive script below reads "Beaches."