Party in Slow Motion - Women's T-Shirt friday That smug pipe-smoking sailor knows

That smug pipe-smoking sailor knows exactly what he said

Gingerbread men smile through structural failure like tiny frosted sociopaths

above a red vintage line-art illustration of a baseball player mid-throw

and a restaurant made it a complete night out

Long before chain restaurants homogenized every block

Party in Slow Motion - Women's T-Shirt friday That smug pipe-smoking sailor knowsPontoon boats are floating patios that somehow became the greatest threat to productivity in America. Speed would spill the drinks, so you just surrender to seven miles per hour and a sunset that looks airbrushed on a van in 1978. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "PARTY IN" above "SLOW MOTION," where "MOTION" appears in orange overlapping an orange half circle sun. Horizontal orange stripes extend across a white shoreline silhouette.