Boom Roasted - Unisex T-Shirt Size:S and scattered dots

and scattered dots

Bold white rounded bubble text below reads "I HATE PEOPLE

Blackwell put its name on the diamond and declared this town belonged on the map

rendered in muted gray and skin tones

Ornate white script with decorative swashes reads "Regulators" across their midsections

Boom Roasted - Unisex T-Shirt Size:S and scattered dotsPutting a turkey between "boom" and "roasted" is the kind of aggressive literalism that belongs on a motivational poster in a break room nobody uses. Thanksgiving finally has a catchphrase with more confidence than the person carving. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "BOOM" in a curved arrangement above a cartoon style golden brown roasted turkey on a white serving platter, with a drumstick bone visible. Curved distressed white block