Dundee's Survival Training - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L White elliptical orbital rings surround

White elliptical orbital rings surround the text

Yellow horizontal lines frame distressed white block text reading "TRAIN TO CRACK SKULLS" below

he got laser-blasted into it

and "Surprise" along the bottom edge

Sully's Porsche was basically a rolling headstone he paid for himself

Dundee's Survival Training - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L White elliptical orbital rings surroundKnife comparison is the entire curriculum, and graduation requires pulling out something absurd enough to end the conversation. Customer satisfaction is weirdly high despite a zero percent survival rate. Inspired by Crocodile Dundee. The Details: Distressed orange banner text reads "THAT'S A KNIFE!" across the top. An orange circular emblem frames an illustrated portrait of Mick Dundee in a crocodile tooth banded hat, grinning, with two crossed brown