Things Rick Astley Will Never Do - Unisex T-Shirt airplane1 with orange text in the

with orange text in the same bubbly typeface reading "GROWNUPS" directly below

Pentagon brass spending millions to weaponize a Winnebago is the most honest thing the Cold War ever produced

Registration number '180924609' appears below in matching distressed golden-yellow lettering

Ranking jungles by difficulty like vacation destinations is peak Blain Cooper energy

ILLINOIS" and "PHONE 392-0550

Things Rick Astley Will Never Do - Unisex T-Shirt airplane1 with orange text in theRickrolling usually requires a fake link and plausible deniability, but wearing the checklist version in broad daylight is a power move. Bureaucratic formatting is the only thing that could make getting pranked by a stranger's torso feel legally binding. The Details: Bold white text reads "THINGS RICK ASTLEY WILL NEVER DO:" across the top. A white halftone portrait of Rick Astley with voluminous 1980s hair sits beside a checklist of unchecked items: