Safety Third v3 - Unisex Tank Top oklahoma "Trophy wife" printed in bowling

"Trophy wife" printed in bowling league font on someone buying bulk paper towels at Costco is the hardest flex in any marriage

The tongue out and eye contact just confirms they know exactly what they're doing and they need you to know they don't care

Arched golden-tan text reads "AUGUSTA" above smaller centered text reading "Estd

Golden-yellow text at the bottom reads "TROY

" Blue wave doodles flank a white triangle

Safety Third v3 - Unisex Tank Top oklahoma "Trophy wife" printed in bowlingDemoting safety to third place behind a lit firework and a claw hammer is less a priority list and more a discharge summary. Somewhere an ER nurse just felt a chill and doesn't know why. The Details: Distressed white arched slab serif text reads "SAFETY" above "THIRD" in two stacked lines. Below, a cartoon lit firework shell wrapped in red, blue, and yellow stands upright on a red base, its fuse visibly burning, beside a claw hammer with a gray head