Vernon's Gym - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL Bombing at a Vegas diner

Bombing at a Vegas diner with an Enlightenment bit is peak Mikey

Scott's lycanthropy doesn't unlock supernatural wisdom or cosmic purpose

Red script cursive text reads "Del Rio" beside vertical white lines with red bowling pin silhouettes arranged between them

Cooking for a crowd requires the dead-eyed calm of someone who stopped caring three Thanksgivings ago

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Vernon's Gym - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL Bombing at a Vegas dinerVernon opening a gym called "Train to Crack Skulls" is peak bluster from a man whose toughest moment was cornering Bender in a closet with no witnesses. Shermer's saddest strip mall finally has an anchor tenant. Inspired by The Breakfast Club. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "VERNON'S GYM" above a cartoon portrait of Vernon in a yellow tank top curling a dumbbell, flanked by "SHERMER" and "ILLINOIS" in white and two yellow stars.