Vegas, Baby! Vegas! - Women's T-Shirt dd Falling for a mannequin is

Falling for a mannequin is cute

but by simply always being there

It's a diagnosis delivered with tenure-backed confidence and zero remaining patience for Spicoli's sun-bleached nonsense

White and light blue text surrounds the mascot reading "ESTD 1905

sits to the right of the text

Vegas, Baby! Vegas! - Women's T-Shirt dd Falling for a mannequin isTrent's road trip therapy plan requires zero credentials, one beater car, and the unshakable belief that blackjack cures heartbreak. Mike never stood a chance against that level of delusional optimism. Inspired by Swingers. The Details: Bold golden orange 3D block text reads "VEGAS, BABY!" with dark drop shadows in a retro marquee style. A posterized high contrast illustration depicts Trent and Mike sitting in suits, viewed through a car windshield,