American Dibs On The Moon - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Royal Oregon Trail taught an entire

Oregon Trail taught an entire generation that manifest destiny ends not with a bang but with violent diarrhea

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serving seafood and cocktails in the golden age of mid-century dining

Demanding someone's identity while looking like a bulldog in a sport coat is peak older brother energy

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American Dibs On The Moon - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Royal Oregon Trail taught an entirePlanting a flag on the moon cost $25 billion, which is the most expensive game of dibs in human history. Turns out the entire Cold War space race had the same legal framework as calling shotgun on the way to Applebee's. The Details: Two astronauts in white spacesuits plant a red, white, and blue American flag on a cratered gray lunar surface, surrounded by white stars and four pointed starbursts. Large distressed white block text below reads "DIBS."