The Alamo Basement Tours - Long Sleeve T-Shirt arcata Curved distressed white text below

Curved distressed white text below reads "I'M PATRIOTIC" completing the circular composition

with a heavy weathered texture eroding the letterforms throughout

Inspired by The Simpsons

Flair requirements start at fifteen pieces

Knowing where every skeleton hides makes you the most dangerous person Vernon never saw coming

The Alamo Basement Tours - Long Sleeve T-Shirt arcata Curved distressed white text belowBasement tours at the Alamo sound like a great afternoon until the guide crushes your dreams with seven words. Pee wee survived Large Marge for nothing, and that bicycle is still missing. Inspired by Pee wee's Big Adventure. The Details: Red text reads "THE" above large white bubble style lettering with a red drop shadow reading "ALAMO," overlapping a tan illustration of the Alamo mission facade flanked by two white lone star icons. White blocky text