I Like em Real Thick and Sprucey - Women's T-Shirt bay city " framed by thin horizontal

" framed by thin horizontal rules

Lanes like this one anchored the San Fernando Valley's suburban identity

and a tri-color body of white

and ornament baubles

Bold white text reads "THINGS RICK ASTLEY WILL NEVER DO:" across the top

I Like em Real Thick and Sprucey - Women's T-Shirt bay city " framed by thin horizontalSpruce trees out here getting objectified for their thick branches and nobody's even pretending to be subtle about it. Baby got bark, and apparently the only requirement is ornaments and a complete lack of shame. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "I LIKE 'EM REAL" above a painterly Christmas tree illustration topped with a golden star. Green branches are decorated with red and gold ornaments and white tinsel drips. Large rounded white