Check Out My Junk - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Navy or any gathering where you

or any gathering where you want to add a bit of humor to your wardrobe

but this one is dive-bombing a cookout like it's a matter of national security

the kind of 1950s cocktail den where the drinks were strong and the atmosphere never quit

a wide staring eye

followed by bold outlined white text reading "CO" flanked by small golden-yellow lightning bolts

Check Out My Junk - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Navy or any gathering where youPlausible deniability never had a better alibi than a cardboard box full of old keyboards and tangled cables. The illustration exists solely so nobody at the barbecue can technically prove what you actually meant. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "CHECK OUT" above bold distressed white text reading "MY JUNK." Below, a cartoon brown cardboard box overflows with a keyboard, desk lamp, tangled cables, coffee mug, books, and a small fan