Beaver Liquor - Unisex Hoodie defunct an olive-gold cartoon log mascot

an olive-gold cartoon log mascot wearing a cap runs in stride while gripping a baseball bat and ball

Wear it in New York

It reminds us of all that once was good

and Tennessee when baseball was still the only game that mattered

it was the longest course in Las Vegas at the time

Beaver Liquor - Unisex Hoodie defunct an olive-gold cartoon log mascotBeaver Liquor only works because your brain processes it faster than your dignity can intervene. That cheerful cartoon mascot exists solely to give you three seconds of plausible deniability before grandma sounds it out. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "BEAVER LIQUOR" above a cartoon beaver in brown and orange with a white belly, crosshatched flat tail, large front teeth, and a cheerful expression, holding a green bottle. Green text