Johnny Two Dollar Bill Parody - Better Off Dead - Women's T-Shirt 80s Bold white sans-serif text reads

Bold white sans-serif text reads "I like eating my family and my friends

A high-contrast posterized portrait of Ben Richards in white ink with red splatter accents across the face fills the center

just the raw nerve to demand a keg with zero social anxiety

Letting off some steam was never just a quip

" to the left of a detailed digital illustration of Scott Howard mid-transformation with bloodshot red eyes

Johnny Two Dollar Bill Parody - Better Off Dead - Women's T-Shirt 80s Bold white sans-serif text readsJohnny's face replacing Jefferson on the two dollar bill is the promotion earned through sheer psychotic persistence. Four weeks of paperboy debt collection deserves its own currency. Inspired by Better Off Dead. The Details: Cream rectangular currency border frames ornate scrollwork in muted green and grey ink, with large numeral "2" marks in each corner. A posterized oval portrait sits left center, flanked by green serial numbers reading