Stand Back I'm Going to Try Science - Unisex T-Shirt Size:M Distressed white retro bubble-serif text

Distressed white retro bubble-serif text reads "It's Not Rocket Scientry" in three centered lines

flanked by "Since 1916" and a decorative diamond border in orange

A high-contrast stencil-art illustration of Andy Dufresne sitting with arms crossed overlaps the center text in a black-and-white posterized style

Reservations at Chez Quis are for people who lack the nerve to just become Abe Froman on the spot

" A large distressed clock face with Roman numerals sits center

Stand Back I'm Going to Try Science - Unisex T-Shirt Size:M Distressed white retro bubble-serif textSaying "stand back" before trying something means you already know it's going to explode, and doing it anyway is just arson with a hypothesis. That 1950s confidence comes from a scientific method built entirely on firm handshakes and General Electric ads. The Details: White script text reads "Stand Back" above a vintage hand drawn illustration of a 1950s era man grinning confidently while holding a beaker and working with a lab stand and clamp