Fluent in 3 Languages - Women's T-Shirt rr_track_00s A distressed white hand-sketched illustration

A distressed white hand-sketched illustration depicts a one-room schoolhouse with a bell tower

Large bold "Um" sits centered in the middle

Distressed white bold sans-serif text reads "WORLD'S" at the top

with a no-smoking sticker on the corrugated hull

forming a circular badge layout

Fluent in 3 Languages - Women's T-Shirt rr_track_00s A distressed white hand-sketched illustrationListing sarcasm and profanity as languages on a gold star skills chart is basically a LinkedIn profile for people whose greatest achievement is making a coworker spit out their coffee. HR stopped fighting it and started handing out awards for honesty. The Details: Distressed white sans serif text reads "Fluent in 3 languages:" across the top. Three lines below each pair a golden yellow distressed star with bold, chunky distressed serif text reading