Blood Spatter Is Red Luminol Shines Are Blue Ceramic Mug 15 oz cozy “I’m festive… but not basic

“I’m festive… but not basic

a statement

Ever catch yourself mouthing off a little too loudly in your head during another endless conference call

and any time you need a dose of sarcasm with your caffeine

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Blood Spatter Is Red Luminol Shines Are Blue Ceramic Mug 15 oz cozy “I’m festive… but not basicBlood spatter is red, luminol shines are blue, I watch too much true crime, and so does someone exactly like you. This true crime Valentine mug pairs forensics with romance in the most niche love letter ever printed. The chemistry is mutual. So is the obsession. Who this is for: The true crime couple whose date nights involve subtitles and timelines The Valentine's gift for the forensic file fanatic Anyone needing a blood spatter luminol mug for the