I'm on a Boat - Unisex Tank Top melrose park flanked by distressed serif text

flanked by distressed serif text reading "DENTIST SURGEON" and "BOUNTY HUNTER

Green serif text reading "ESTD" and "1985" flanks a gray circular saw blade icon at the bottom

he sold peace of mind dressed in black

AND EVERYTHING ELSE IS CREAM CHEESE

Retiring a jersey for a kid who showed up on a Harley with a cigarette dangling from his lip is exactly the kind of ceremony Buttermaker's squad deserves

I'm on a Boat - Unisex Tank Top melrose park flanked by distressed serif textDeclaring your exact location on your chest with lowercase punctuation is the energy of a man who peaked emotionally on a rented pontoon in 2009. That period at the end carries more closure than most therapists provide in a decade. The Details: Distressed white lowercase bubble text reads "i'm on a boat." with a period. A rectangular graphic illustration of a cyan and blue water surface with dark outlined ripples and wave patterns sits below the text.