WWJBD - Unisex Hoodie flushing flanked by two baseballs and

flanked by two baseballs and the numerals "19" and "89

but turning that energy into a fruit business is peak Southie entrepreneurship

Vernon's bull speech is the most authoritative thing ever said by a man who lost an argument to a janitor over bourbon

Partying like it's 1984 requires a stars-and-stripes bandana

I like pretzel day

WWJBD - Unisex Hoodie flushing flanked by two baseballs andMoral guidance from a guy who paid the Pork Chop Express off hauling mystical cargo is surprisingly reliable. Just remember, it's all in the reflexes. Inspired by Big Trouble in Little China. The Details: A digital illustration of Jack Burton depicts him with a flowing mullet and white tank top, holding a TEC 9 upright over his right shoulder. Large white block letters read "WWJBD" below. Distressed pink text reads "WHAT WOULD JACK BURTON DO?"