American Dibs On The Moon - Unisex Muscle Tank Size:M Golden blackletter text below reads

Golden blackletter text below reads "Thou May Ingest a Satchel Of Richards

Leaving out milk without cookies is how you end up with coal and a strongly worded letter from the North Pole collections department

Fifties clip-art dad standing next to his offset smoker like he's choosing between two completely valid Saturday morning activities is the most honest thing rural America has ever produced

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American Dibs On The Moon - Unisex Muscle Tank Size:M Golden blackletter text below readsPlanting a flag on the moon cost $25 billion, which is the most expensive game of dibs in human history. Turns out the entire Cold War space race had the same legal framework as calling shotgun on the way to Applebee's. The Details: Two astronauts in white spacesuits plant a red, white, and blue American flag on a cratered gray lunar surface, surrounded by white stars and four pointed starbursts. Large distressed white block text below reads "DIBS."