Assman New York License Plate - Unisex T-Shirt Size:L Replacing the one-eyed pirate with

Replacing the one-eyed pirate with a fedora-wearing archaeologist who solves disputes with a revolver is the most logical logo upgrade ever

Establishing an alibi at a social gathering suggests a level of premeditation that most party guests reserve for choosing a parking spot

Homer's hunger strike proved losing baseball hurts worse than losing dignity

A circular golden-yellow portrait of George McFly appears at the top beside distressed golden-yellow lowercase text reading "george mcfly's

Bold distressed white serif text reads "Trophy Wife" across two centered lines in a retro typographic style with weathered texture throughout the letterforms

Assman New York License Plate - Unisex T-Shirt Size:L Replacing the one-eyed pirate withHey, the Assman's in town! Assman license place design inspired by Seinfeld. Printed on our super soft ring spun & combed cotton unisex T Shirt. Or upgrade to our Luxury vintage heather edition (cotton poly blend) for an even softer, more durable, classic look. We print & ship all of our high quality graphic tees in the USA.