Um - The Element of Confusion - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Red White stippled dot patterns arranged

White stippled dot patterns arranged in rectangular grid blocks flank the spine on both sides

A small orange-red semicircle sits at the top center above a white spine and ribcage illustration running vertically down the middle

with a red banner across the bottom reading "DIDN'T ASK FOR A DIME" above "TWO DOLLARS

Finger guns are the universal sign of a man who peaked emotionally at his first club championship

Distressed gray stencil-style text below reads "LET'S PARTY" in bold military block lettering

Um - The Element of Confusion - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Red White stippled dot patterns arrangedElement 119 sits one spot past the last confirmed entry on the periodic table, meaning confusion officially exists beyond the boundaries of known science. Sounds about right for anyone who's ever been asked a direct question in a meeting. The Details: White square mimicking a periodic table element cell contains black text with "119" in the upper left. Large bold "Um" sits centered in the middle, with "Confusion" printed along the bottom in clean sans