Drink Up Pussies - Unisex Hoodie hamburgers considering the board meetings ended

considering the board meetings ended with body bags

Wearing the joke makes you the punchline

melted cheese

Curved white serif text at the bottom reads "Mountains

long before the majors came calling

Drink Up Pussies - Unisex Hoodie hamburgers considering the board meetings endedTwo cats with the judgmental stare of Victorian librarians got conscripted into the most juvenile bar joke ever printed on cotton. They didn't ask for this life, but honestly their faces sell the bit better than the words do. The Details: Bold distressed white uppercase text reads "DRINK UP" in an arched layout. Two white cat faces rendered in detailed crosshatched linework sit side by side, with prominent whiskers, alert ears, and wide staring eyes.