Safety Third Fire - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:M this one’s perfect for fans

this one’s perfect for fans of Sanford and Son

gold text reads "1926" at left and "GULF COAST LEAGUE" at right

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Jagged white horror-style text with dripping splatter effects reads "I AM THE" above "KEYMASTER

a detailed brown engraving-style illustration depicts a large pig standing in profile facing right

Safety Third Fire - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:M this one’s perfect for fansRanking safety third implies two higher priorities, and based on that kid's face, they're arson and vibes. Every house fire looks wholesome enough when you illustrate it like a 1970s Scholastic book cover. The Details: Golden yellow retro bubble lettering reads "SAFETY THIRD" across the top. Below, a vintage illustration depicts a grinning child holding a lit sparkler bursting with bright sparks, while a house behind is engulfed in tall flames, all