I Run A Pirate Ship Tee dark humor a little sweet

a little sweet

No marathon medals here—unless you count sprinting to grab your mobile when it’s ringing from the other room

or rolling your eyes at the PTA signup sheet

or as the ultimate gift for your sister (yep

so you don’t have to say a word (or waste more makeup remover)

I Run A Pirate Ship Tee dark humor a little sweetEver feel like running your household is less boardroom and more pirate shipcomplete with mutinies, snack raids, and a parrot (okay, maybe just a loud toddler)? Then girl, this ones for you. Slip on this tee and let everyone know: captains orders, no questions asked. Some tees just work overtimeand the I Run A Pirate Ship Tee is definitely one of them. This funny tee celebrates your chaos commanding kind of leadership with softness, sass, and a wink