Fluent in 3 Languages - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:M with "AND GET OUT" and

with "AND GET OUT" and "OF HERE" in smaller distressed white lettering below

Felicia never stood a chance

A weathered white vintage bicycle illustration sits centered with "BC" above it

Spaced uppercase text reads "RHYTHM BOWLING WITH THE AUTOMATICS" and "KAM HIWAY & PUULOA RD

Choosing fried potatoes over human conflict is the most rational philosophical position anyone has taken this century

Fluent in 3 Languages - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:M with "AND GET OUT" andListing sarcasm and profanity as languages on a gold star skills chart is basically a LinkedIn profile for people whose greatest achievement is making a coworker spit out their coffee. HR stopped fighting it and started handing out awards for honesty. The Details: Distressed white sans serif text reads "Fluent in 3 languages:" across the top. Three lines below each pair a golden yellow distressed star with bold, chunky distressed serif text reading