I Pooped Today! - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:2XL flanked by green serial numbers

flanked by green serial numbers reading "B3TR0FFD3AD" and small text reading "FOUR WEEKS

Ordering the Old 96er is less a dinner choice and more a hostage negotiation between Chet's pride and his digestive system

Bold white sans-serif text reads "I like eating my family and my friends

Matrix canceled that reservation with two syllables and zero guilt

Cream rectangular currency border frames ornate scrollwork in muted green and grey ink

I Pooped Today! - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:2XL flanked by green serial numbersCelebrating a successful bowel movement with the enthusiasm of a stick figure who just won the decathlon suggests the bar for personal victory has never been lower. Somewhere a marathon finisher is rethinking their medal. The Details: Distressed white bold uppercase text reads "I POOPED TODAY!" in a blocky, hand drawn style with worn grungy edges. Below, a white stick figure silhouette stands with arms raised in a celebratory pose. Fit & Fabric: