President Teddy Boozevelt - Women's T-Shirt lamesa Ace Tomato Co

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showing metallic plating and exposed mechanical detail with glowing red eyes

White text reads "1750 GENEVA AVENUE • SAN FRANCISCO" with black cursive reading "Open 24 Hours" beneath

President Teddy Boozevelt - Women's T-Shirt lamesa Ace Tomato CoTeddy Roosevelt already looked like a guy two bourbons into explaining why he could beat up every other president. Slapping "Boozevelt" on him barely counts as a joke, it's just a historically accurate campaign poster. The Details: A digital illustration depicts Teddy Roosevelt in round glasses, walrus mustache, blue suit, red vest, and red bow tie, hoisting a glass of amber liquid. White serif text reads "PRESIDENT" above large bold white text