Ew, People. Keep Going. - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather True Royal Gold script lettering reads "Vince

Gold script lettering reads "Vince and Paul's" above a ribbon banner with "Steak House" in slanted capitals

Distressed white illustration of an old-fashioned hauling truck sits beneath curved text reading "FAMILY OWNED SINCE 1885

" Blackletter text below reads "Mikey's Pancakes" followed by calligraphic text reading "IN THE Age of Enlightenment

Distressed white hand-lettered italic script reads "Screws Fall Out All The Time" in a stacked

Scattered gold stars and a small fire-breathing dragon in teal surround the figure

Ew, People. Keep Going. - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather True Royal Gold script lettering reads "VinceAliens crossed the entire galaxy just to treat Earth like a gas station bathroom they refuse to stop at. Somehow an intelligence capable of bending spacetime reached the same conclusion you reach every Friday at 6 p. m. The Details: A rectangular speech bubble with bold slab serif text reads "EW, PEOPLE. KEEP GOING." Below, a white illustration of a classic flying saucer hovers with concentric rings emanating from its underside. A row of white