Ernie McCracken's School of Bowling - Unisex T-Shirt Size:M It's kind of a smart

It's kind of a smart person's sport

Parking the Pork Chop Express out front should have been the first red flag

A black and white cartoon penguin in a chef's hat stirs a mixing bowl with a red beak

Dark Helmet scanning the bridge and discovering his entire crew shares one surname is the most relatable management crisis in galactic history

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Ernie McCracken's School of Bowling - Unisex T-Shirt Size:M It's kind of a smartEnrollment at McCracken's school gets you zero actual instruction, one signed headshot, and a forty minute monologue about Big Ern's greatest frames. Refund policy is just him winking and hitting on your wife. Inspired by Kingpin. Part of our Retro Bowling collection, featuring the defunct alleys of yesteryear. The Details: Distressed white retro block text reads "ERNIE" with golden yellow "Est. 1979" beside it, above white text reading "MCCRACKEN'S."