Dedicated Involved Loving Father - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Red " "CLASS A BALL

" "CLASS A BALL

Block cream text below reads "LAS VEGAS

" Royal blue brush-script lettering reads "Stardust Bowl" above the starburst

and flying birds

Distressed orange text reads "507 FEET" above larger orange block lettering reading "SWING AWAY" flanking a halftone portrait of Merrill Hess surrounded by crop circle glyphs

Dedicated Involved Loving Father - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Red " "CLASS A BALLDILF printed across a dad's chest does exactly zero work as an acronym because every brain in the barbecue already finished that word six seconds ago. The wholesome subtitle underneath is just a doily thrown over the evidence. The Details: Large distressed white bubble style text reads "DILF" as the dominant element. Smaller matching rounded white text beneath reads "DEDICATED INVOLVED" above "& LOVING FATHER," all carrying a weathered vintage texture