Dundee's Survival Training - Unisex T-Shirt Size:3XL Declaring yourself not a cop

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Propaganda posters telling you to skip the joint and hit the gym only work if the guy doesn't look like he replaced his personality with a protein shake

every weirdo in the room knew they'd been called home

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Dundee's Survival Training - Unisex T-Shirt Size:3XL Declaring yourself not a copKnife comparison is the entire curriculum, and graduation requires pulling out something absurd enough to end the conversation. Customer satisfaction is weirdly high despite a zero percent survival rate. Inspired by Crocodile Dundee. The Details: Distressed orange banner text reads "THAT'S A KNIFE!" across the top. An orange circular emblem frames an illustrated portrait of Mick Dundee in a crocodile tooth banded hat, grinning, with two crossed brown