McCallister Home Security - Chicago Illinois - Women's T-Shirt Size:S Bald eagles clutching beer like

Bald eagles clutching beer like it's a constitutional amendment is the most honest piece of political branding in decades

Long before silicon replaced the soil

Bold distressed white block text reads "SMOKE SALMON" above the illustration and "NOT METH" below

with a small dark tower topped by a red eye to the right

Black text inside a diamond shape reads "MINOT

McCallister Home Security - Chicago Illinois - Women's T-Shirt Size:S Bald eagles clutching beer likeThe Kevin McCallister Home Security company. A very funny phony parody security company design. Complete with boob traps. Inspired by Home Alone. Printed on our super soft 100% ringspun & combed cotton women's T Shirt. Or upgrade to our Luxury 52 48 cotton poly vintage heather edition for an even softer classic look. We print & ship all of our high quality graphic tees in the USA.