Relax, You'll Be Dead Someday - Unisex T-Shirt Size:4XL Holyoke's Paperweights played in the

Holyoke's Paperweights played in the Connecticut League starting in 1903

Everyone who objects has to say it out loud first

drifting through a star-filled space background

Golden-yellow text below reads "HONG KONG

Distressed golden-yellow text reads "FAR WEST LEAGUE

Relax, You'll Be Dead Someday - Unisex T-Shirt Size:4XL Holyoke's Paperweights played in theParadise poolside graphics selling you existential dread in the same font as a Margaritaville souvenir shop is the most honest tourism has ever been. Every timeshare pitch is basically saying the same thing, they just lack the courage to use an exclamation point. The Details: Distressed white cursive script reads "Relax," positioned above a retro tropical poolside scene rendered in green, light blue, orange, and white, depicting palm trees, a swimming