Trophy Wife - Unisex T-Shirt san jose Distressed white stick figure in

Distressed white stick figure in a leaning posture is positioned to the left of large distressed white block letters "IT

Gold-bordered parallelogram with a white interior contains dark navy brush script reading "HOWARD BOWL

one lightning bolt

with radiating sunburst lines behind him

Arched distressed white text reads "IN DOG BEERS

Trophy Wife - Unisex T-Shirt san jose Distressed white stick figure in"Trophy wife" printed in bowling league font on someone buying bulk paper towels at Costco is the hardest flex in any marriage. The trophy is participation, and the display case is a minivan with Cheerios ground into the seats. The Details: Bold distressed white serif text reads "Trophy Wife" across two centered lines in a retro typographic style with weathered texture throughout the letterforms. Fit & Fabric: Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring Spun