Rock Paper Scissors Champion - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:S but this one simply belonged

but this one simply belonged to its people

topped by a golden crown

rendered with bold black outlines

AND EVERYTHING ELSE IS CREAM CHEESE

Arched distressed green text reads "JOHN MATRIX'S" above large block letters reading "SURPLUS CITY

Rock Paper Scissors Champion - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:S but this one simply belongedRock paper scissors peaked as a competitive sport in 1987, and nobody had the decency to retire the jersey. Carrying that title for nearly four decades in a game with zero athletic requirement is genuinely impressive. The Details: Arched distressed golden yellow text reads "ROCK PAPER SCISSORS" above a circular laurel wreath emblem containing hand silhouettes depicting rock, paper, and scissors. Bold serif numerals "1987" appear below in matching