I Smell Children Tee statement tee not because it sparked actual

not because it sparked actual joy

you’ll be shining without even trying

this shirt is your new go-to for eco-friendly feels

The fresh-start gift for a friend leaving the drama era

This tee fits right in—from playdate crashers to wine nights with the girls or that moment you swoop in as the “cool aunt

I Smell Children Tee statement tee not because it sparked actualI smell children. The Sanderson Sisters knew, and this shirt knows. A signature scent. An acquired skill. A very specific talent that only applies in October and at birthday parties. This I Smell Children tee is the Hocus Pocus quote worn by the woman who watched that movie enough times to make it a personality trait. Who this is for: The Hocus Pocus fan who quotes it year round but especially in October The mom who finds this deeply relatable and