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thanks to the Dunning-Kruger Effect it's the truly incompetent who always seem so impressed with themselves

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This 1980s inspired shirt is perfect for expressing your preference for indoor activities

We'll all be dead eventually

Women's Trapped in an Abyss of Waking Nightmares Scoop Neck T-Shirt guacamole smoky quartzSteeped in a 1980s horror sci fi aesthetic, this despair filled shirt says what we're all really thinking. If you're a pessimist with an appreciation for absurd humor, neon and outrun vibes this funny retro shirt is a must have. Shut down "how are you" and other small talk and call our stupid reality like you see it. We might not be able to escape the anxiety of our modern dystopia, but at least we can have a laugh at the hellscape's expense. Shirt